The HL yacht automatically stops at the home of all Wackos as well as all lighthouses. If you are land-locked you will have to jump on the Selkirk van and transfer. Don't forget to ask for your slip. If you live near the Mississippi you will have to book passage on the Delta Queen to La. where Lamar will put you up if you arrive ahead of schedule.
Refreshments will be furnished by the Pig Man and I.O. who will serve burgers and dogs. The burgers will be medium and the dogs blackened, no exceptions please. Jaker's mom will make chocolate chip cookies for dessert. Everyone else bring a dish to pass.

Bob M will be the official greeter.

Paul will be bartender/photographer. He will sell limited edition group pictures in order to finance the purchase of a replacement shirt. St. John will ensure that everyone is correctly identified so it may take longer to get your pictures than the next Legacy.

Fred, the Ancient Mariner, will be on board to regale us with yarns of yore.

Rod will be trip narrator, you are guaranteed to see many lights you've never heard of. He will also point out architectural gems along the way.

Tim, Mark and Art will be recreation directors. Don't forget to bring your glove and a dictionary if you want to understand the rules. Name That Tune, Lightning Rod Counting and various mind games are sure to be on the menu.

Time permitting we will stop by a few retail stores for R@R Rick.

Anyone who says glow during the course of the trip will have KP duty.

The yacht will depart California, with Capt "Beav" Thompson at the helm, travel north to Washington, making a U-turn south and proceed east through the Panama Canal. It will continue up to Texas and points east. Rounding the tip of Florida it will travel the inland waterway proceding north up the Hudson River to the Hudson-Athens Lighthouse. Everyone who says "WOW" three times will be entitled to a five minute tour and a 10 minute potty break. Retracing our route south the yacht will jog east to Long Island and the New England States. From there it will enter the St. Lawrence Seaway where we will make another stop at Sisters Island Lighthouse. Should we tell the owners we're coming or just show up? Proceeding west to Oswego, it then will take a southern swing down the Oswego River to the Erie Canal and proceed westerly to Buffalo. From there it will continue through the rest of the Great Lakes.

Reservations are not required. If you want to jump aboard just tie a balloon on your mailbox, stand out front wearing your Wacko pin and hang 3 cameras and binoculars around your neck.

There is no limit to the number attending. However pets are not allowed. Rates will be based on how many miles you log and how many cookies you eat. If you catch a virus you will be sent to the brig.

The special event piece will our course be an Anchor Bay HL Yacht on a plywood base, shrink wrapped in pink saran wrap. BY will engrave them with a specially equiped dremel tool.

Please take a few moments before disembarking to complete the evaluation form and return them to ladylightkeeper.

Enjoy the ride!