Be nice to see the prosecutor address each indivisual bullet hole or chip as a separate felony level crime. (Hey, the lens could arguably be valued in the 7 digit range, making this the "grand" version of a crime.) I could think of a few variations of punishment that would be appropriate for these clowns, most of which I shouldn't share publicly . . . One lesser version might involve a cat-o-nine-tails or even the basic cane as employed by some countries.