That was very gentlemanly of you, Lighthouse Loon. I saw that yesterday.

I had to laugh at that completed one I started with the first line...

This is a tale of a keeper's wife, Lida
Who screamed each time she saw a spider !
Her house she kept spotless,
Squared away and never a mess,
But the keeper wished she would be quieter .

Definitely some northern accents in play there!

Judy