Ever heard the story of the lighthouse ghost?
He's the keeper who refuses to leave his post.
Day and night, he climbs the stairs to tend the light.
He polished and oiled until it was right,
His legacy has lived from coast to coast.

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Ever heard the story of the lighthouse ghost?
He's the keeper who refuses to leave his post.
Day and night, he climbs the stairs to tend the light.
He polished and oiled until it was right,
Now is he the one who causes my burnt toast?