Here goes my attempt at a poem. I'm not a poet and you will soon know it.

Title: Adding To My Collection.

I once bought a lighthouse model on Ebay,
It was MIB the seller did say.
He would ship within a day or two,
But weeks went past before it came through.
Not very well packed as it said in the ad,
Actually it was packed very bad.
Right away I noticed a chip,
This seller is such a dip.
When you shop Ebay, it's buyer beware,
Only on the CF Trading Post do they really care!