We always do lighthouse limericks...why don't we try some haiku?

For those who don't know what Haiku is: http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/

Limit of three haiku/person/day. If you can, try to make them funny.

Walking to the light
Miles without seeing it
Where the heck is it?

Surprise lighthouses
"Stop the car! Look, a lighthouse!"
Almost getting killed.

Photographing lights.
Very long journey to light
"MEMORY CARD FULL!"

Who else can let their poetic side out?

BTW...think this is my 2,000th post!