Happy Birthday, Jakers! Just one more year, and you pass into...
THE LAND OF OLD!!!! And then you can start considering yourself a factor in all retiree jokes posted in Lighthouse Humour.
The good thing is that once you pass the old line, whenever you go lighthousin' with Mombo, she can share the six-packs (note pluralisation
) With you.
See, there are perks. Enjoy the last year of apple-juice lighthousing.