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Feeling Old??? #51414 11/06/10 08:51 PM
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD??

WELL. . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!


MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.





I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.





COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?





UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.





THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.





AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .





“YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,” HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.





“WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?” I ASKED.





HE ANSWERED, “IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?”





“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!”, I EXCLAIMED.





HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.





THEN, THAT UGLY,





OLD,





BALD,





WRINKLED FACED,





FAT-ASSED,





GRAY-HAIRED,





DECREPIT





SON-OF-A-BITCH





ASKED,


“WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”


Roland Babineau
The only true Harbour Lights dealer left in the world and the ONLY retailer in the world authorized to sell Harry Hine's lighthouse collectible line!
http://www.thecapecodstore.com/harbor_lights.html
Re: Feeling Old??? #51415 11/07/10 05:54 AM
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Funny I had a similar situation tonight! LOL


Stephanie


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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