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10 commandments Southern style #48940 09/02/08 01:25 AM
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Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language..... no joke, (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN )

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple.  Y'all have a nice day. smile


Stephanie


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but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Re: 10 commandments Southern style #48941 09/02/08 10:45 AM
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cool Cool !!! cool


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Re: 10 commandments Southern style #48942 09/02/08 11:14 AM
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Straight to the point & easy to understand! laugh


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That's a Hoot. Hope you're safe from Gustav. We're looking at Hanna come Friday.

Re: 10 commandments Southern style #48944 09/03/08 06:28 PM
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brilliant !! Like it !!


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