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Would you like some peanuts? #48602 04/03/99 10:30 AM
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A young lad (we'll call him Fred) was visiting the East Coast and decided to stop by and visit Lady Lightkeeper, Ida Lewis, at Lime Rock in Newport Harbor.

Fred and Ida were chatting when he noticed a bowl of peanuts of her coffee table. Fred politely asked, "Ida, do you mind if I have a few peanuts?" Ida responded, "Help yourself."

Fred and Ida chatted for a considerable period of time when Fred suddenly noticed he ate all the peanuts. Slightly embarrassed Fred told Ida, "I must apologize..I ate all your peanuts." Ida responded, "That's okay, Fred...since I lost my teeth all I do is suck the chocolate off them anyway."

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Re: Would you like some peanuts? #48603 04/03/99 01:33 PM
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Good One Bob!

Re: Would you like some peanuts? #48604 04/03/99 07:32 PM
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Bob,

Ida had all of her teeth. And her bite was much worse than her bark.

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