 Songs for Seniors
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05/17/08 11:56 PM
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Shortcake
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Songs for Seniors
It's been fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:
They include:
Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!
Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba --- Denture Queen
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
Stephanie
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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Re: Songs for Seniors
#47911
05/21/08 10:55 AM
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Lighthouse Loon
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 These are great !!! 
Stan M
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Re: Songs for Seniors
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05/23/08 11:23 AM
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5lights
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Cute! 
Debbie
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Re: Songs for Seniors
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05/23/08 08:10 PM
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AZlightkeeper
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I've got the tune " On the Commode Again" stuck in my head! 
Jim
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