A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister - do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares: Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

That is just toooo funny Bob...
Ruthie

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Bob

Try to say that five times...

I can't even say it once.

Bob

I believe I'd probably blow out a lip trying to say that five times!!