St. Peter is at his regular post when 3 doctors arrive at the Pearly Gates - all at the same time.

St. Peter asks the first doctor why he deserves a space in heaven. "I was an obstetrician and brought 712 babies safely into the world", replied doctor number one. "OK" says St. Peter - "we have a place for you".

"So, doctor number two - why do you deserve a place in heaven?" The doctor says "I was a pediatrician - I treated over 9,000 babies and kept them healthy". "Sounds good to me" says St. Peter "you may enter".

"Doctor number three - why do you deserve a place in heaven?" The man says "I was the administrator of a large HMO and we served over 5 million people!" St.Peter replied "OK - you may also enter heaven, but in 3 days you must leave!"

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