The Holidays are almost here,
But the paycheck isn't there,
remember the reason for the season,

The Holidays are almost here,
But the paycheck isn't there,
remember the reason for the season,
Giving can be pleasing,

The Holidays are almost here,
But the paycheck isn't there,
remember the reason for the season,
Giving can be pleasing,
Oh Santa all I want is cashmere!

Hope you set your clocks BACK one hour,

Hope you set your clocks BACK one hour,
Igor did climb the clock tower,

Hope you set your clocks BACK one hour,
Igor did climb the clock tower,
he suffered a few scrapes on his knee,

Hope you set your clocks BACK one hour,
Igor did climb the clock tower,
he suffered a few scrapes on his knee,
In the darkness it was hard to see,

Hope you set your clocks BACK one hour,
Igor did climb the clock tower,
he suffered a few scrapes on his knee,
In the darkness it was hard to see,
So he rewarded himself with a whiskey sour.

The storm got worse with the dark of night,

The storm got worse with the dark of night,
we snuggled till the first beam of light,

The storm got worse with the dark of night,
we snuggled till the first beam of light,
The damage was evident as we walked on the beach,

The storm got worse with the dark of night,
we snuggled till the first beam of light,
The damage was evident as we walked on the beach,
To call them minor would definately be a reach,

The storm got worse with the dark of night,
we snuggled till the first beam of light,
The damage was evident as we walked on the beach,
To call them minor would definately be a reach,
It will take some time to make it all right.

Thanksgiving is just over a week away,

Thanksgiving is just over a week away,
turkey, stuffing, football, a nap later that day,

Thanksgiving is just over a week away,
turkey, stuffing, football, a nap later that day,
And then comes Christmas one month later,

Thanksgiving is just over a week away,
turkey, stuffing, football, a nap later that day,
And then comes Christmas one month later,
Spending time with loved ones,nothing could be greater,

Thanksgiving is just over a week away,
turkey, stuffing, football, a nap later that day,
And then comes Christmas one month later,
Spending time with loved ones,nothing could be greater,
That pretty well sums it up I would say!

The weather has been mild so far this Fall,

The weather has been mild so far this Fall,
waiting for the weatherman to drop the ball,

The weather has been mild so far this Fall,
waiting for the weatherman to drop the ball,
For behind the curtain Jack Frost will wait,

The weather has been mild so far this Fall,
waiting for the weatherman to drop the ball,
For behind the curtain Jack Frost will wait,
His arrival we hope will be very late,

The weather has been mild so far this Fall,
waiting for the weatherman to drop the ball,
For behind the curtain Jack Frost will wait,
His arrival we hope will be very late,
And maybe the snow won't fall at all!

Very few boats could be seen from the shore,

Very few boats could be seen from the shore,
A good indication a storm was due once more,

Very few boats could be seen from the shore,
A good indication a storm was due once more,
the beacon could be seen for miles,

Very few boats could be seen from the shore,
A good indication a storm was due once more,
the beacon could be seen for miles,
Which has often brought us many smiles,

Very few boats could be seen from the shore,
A good indication a storm was due once more,
the beacon could be seen for miles,
Which has often brought us many smiles,
Cause their ship wouldn't end up on the ocean floor!

We went to Cape Cod looking for lobsta,

We went to Cape Cod looking for lobsta,
Bought 2 three pounders from a mobsta,

We went to Cape Cod looking for lobsta,
Bought 2 three pounders from a mobsta,
We opened up shop on the beach,

We went to Cape Cod looking for lobsta,
Bought 2 three pounders from a mobsta,
We opened up shop on the beach,
Everything we needed was in reach,

We went to Cape Cod looking for lobsta,
Bought 2 three pounders from a mobsta,
Who opened up shop on the beach,
Everything he needed was in reach,
But he couldn't tell us where to find Nobska!

Here's a story about a three hour cruise,

Here's a story about a three hour cruise,
We jumped aboard with nothing to lose,

Here's a story about a three hour cruise,
We jumped aboard with nothing to lose,
Three hours later,

Here's a story about a three hour cruise,
We jumped aboard with nothing to lose,
Three hours later,
Lost and surrounded by alligator,

Here's a story about a three hour cruise,
We jumped aboard with nothing to lose,
Three hours later,
Lost and surrounded by alligator,
Sure wish I would have remembered the booze!

I once knew a girl named Marie,

I once knew a girl named Marie,
she won the school's spelling bee,

I once knew a girl named Marie,
she won the school's spelling bee,
Her parents were so proud of what she did,

I once knew a girl named Marie,
she won the school's spelling bee,
Her parents were so proud of what she did,
She was always a good kid,

I once knew a girl named Marie,
she won the school's spelling bee,
Her parents were so proud of what she did,
She was always a good kid,
Her trophy was made from potpourri.

Thanksgiving brings many things to be thankful for,

Thanksgiving brings many things to be thankful for,
One of which is the lighthouses along the shore,

Thanksgiving brings many things to be thankful for,
One of which is the lighthouses along the shore,
The health of your family is important too,

Thanksgiving brings many things to be thankful for,
One of which is the lighthouses along the shore,
The health of your family is important too,
playing board games is a good pasttime with you,

Thanksgiving brings many things to be thankful for,
One of which is the lighthouses along the shore,
The health of your family is important too,
playing board games is a good pasttime with you,
And it's been said before "Who could ask for anything more!"

The cooking of the turkey is about to begin,

The cooking of the turkey is about to begin,
making pumpkin pies using a rolling pin,

The cooking of the turkey is about to begin,
making pumpkin pies using a rolling pin,
So much great food to be shared by all,

The cooking of the turkey is about to begin,
making pumpkin pies using a rolling pin,
So much great food to be shared by all,
After we eat it's off to the Mall,

The cooking of the turkey is about to begin,
making pumpkin pies using a rolling pin,
So much great food to be shared by all,
After we eat it's off to the Mall,
Then back home for a little tonic & gin!

The company Christmas party was going strong,

The company Christmas party was going strong,
When the lights went out and something went wrong,

The company Christmas party was going strong,
When the lights went out and something went wrong,
the egg nog was making everyone happy,

The company Christmas party was going strong,
When the lights went out and something went wrong,
the egg nog was making everyone happy,
And even a bit "slap-happy",

The company Christmas party was going strong,
When the lights went out and something went wrong,
the egg nog was making everyone happy,
And even a bit "slap-happy",
Then Santa appeared and all broke out in song!

Christmas cards ready for the mail,

Christmas cards ready for the mail,
Now off to the mall for the big sale,

Christmas cards ready for the mail,
Now off to the mall for the big sale,
Or stay home and shop Cyber-Monday,

Christmas cards ready for the mail,
Now off to the mall for the big sale,
Or stay home and shop Cyber-Monday,
the day after Sunday,

Christmas cards ready for the mail,
Now off to the mall for the big sale,
Or stay home and shop Cyber-Monday,
the day after Sunday,
And avoid the snow and the hail.

Christmas is coming fast,

Christmas is coming fast,
Sure wish there was a way to make it last,

Christmas is coming fast,
Sure wish there was a way to make it last,
the cookies to bake, presents to buy,

Christmas is coming fast,
Sure wish there was a way to make it last,
the cookies to bake, presents to buy,
Relatives and friends coming by to say "Hi",

Christmas is coming fast,
Sure wish there was a way to make it last,
the cookies to bake, presents to buy,
Relatives and friends coming by to say "Hi",
Sure remind me of many Christmas past !!!

The Keepers son heard a jingle-jingle,

The Keepers son heard a jingle-jingle,
all of his friends got together to mingle,

The Keepers son heard a jingle-jingle,
all of his friends got together to mingle,
Then suddenly a light from above,

The Keepers son heard a jingle-jingle,
all of his friends got together to mingle,
Then suddenly a light from above,
With a message of peace and love,

The Keepers son heard a jingle-jingle,
all of his friends got together to mingle,
Then suddenly a light from above,
With a message of peace and love,
made their hearts feel a tingle!

The twelve days of Christmas is near,

The twelve days of Christmas is near,
But won't start until Christmas day is here,