The Keeper's wife spied the apples all big and red,
"I have the urge to make apple pie," she said,

The Keeper's wife spied the apples all big and red,
"I have the urge to make apple pie," she said,
Off to the kitchen she went,

The Keeper's wife spied the apples all big and red,
"I have the urge to make apple pie," she said,
Off to the kitchen she went,
Way in the back of the cubbord she bent,

The Keeper's wife spied the apples all big and red,
"I have the urge to make apple pie," she said,
Off to the kitchen she went,
Way in the back of the cubbord she bent,
to find all the flour she had.

The fog horn was heard through the mist

The fog horn was heard through the mist,
The Keeper saw a ship that started to list,

The fog horn was heard through the mist,
The Keeper saw a ship that started to list,
To the boathouse he scurried,

The fog horn was heard through the mist,
The Keeper saw a ship that started to list,
To the boathouse he scurried,
He knew he'd best hurried

The fog horn was heard through the mist,
The Keeper saw a ship that started to list,
To the boathouse he scurried,
He knew he'd best hurried,
Or else that ship was going to be hist!

I once knew a Keeper who like to fish,

I once knew a Keeper who like to fish,
Seafood dinners were his favorite dish,

I once knew a Keeper who like to fish,
Seafood dinners were his favorite dish,
He had a favorite spot,

I once knew a Keeper who like to fish,
Seafood dinners were his favorite dish,
He had a favorite spot,
and a favourite pot

I once knew a Keeper who like to fish,
Seafood dinners were his favorite dish,
He had a favorite spot,
and a favourite pot,
But someone to share it with was his wish!

The Keeper was a big baseball fan,

The Keeper was a big baseball fan,
Even had a Red Sox plate on his van,

The Keeper was a big baseball fan,
Even had a Red Sox plate on his van,
Had it since eighty-six,

The Keeper was a big baseball fan,
Even had a Red Sox plate on his van,
Had it since eighty-six,
The year he got World Series tickets,
And went with a Met fan named Stan!

There once was a Keeper from Marblehead,

There once was a Keeper from Marblehead,
Bad weather he did dread,

There once was a Keeper from Marblehead,
Bad weather he did dread,
The zero visibility times he feared the most,

There once was a Keeper from Marblehead,
Bad weather he did dread,
The zero visibility times he feared the most,
Very common on the Lake Erie coast,

There once was a Keeoer from Marblehead,
Bad weather he did dread,
The zero visibility times he feared the most,
Very common on the Lake Erie coast,
Prayed for safe sailing and better days ahead.

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,
Glad Harbour Lights gives us a voice,

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,
Glad Harbour Lights gives us a voice,
Is there a Light that you want them to make,

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,
Glad Harbour Lights gives us a voice,
Is there a Light that you want them to make,
Either by an ocean, a river, or a lake,

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,
Glad Harbour Lights gives us a voice,
Is there a Light that you want them to make,
Either by an ocean, a river, or a lake,
If so, tell'em! Just use your voice!

England is finally having some sun

England is finally having some sun,
Making yardwork much more fun,

Limerick Police Bust !!! Don't mean to be picky Margret, but the same word was used twice.

Might I suggest:

Exciting is the news of the Winners Choice,
Glad Harbour Lights gives us a voice,
Is there a Light that you want them to make,
Either by an ocean, a river, or a lake,
They will make it and we'll rejoice!

England is finally having some sun,
Making yardwork much more fun,
As summer comes to an end,

England is finally having some sun,
Making yardwork much more fun,
As summer comes to an end,
we still have gardens to tend

England is finally having some sun,
Making yardwork much more fun,
As summer comes to an end,
we still have gardens to tend
There'll be no rest until we're done.

"Frost may be coming", the weatherman did say,

"Frost may be coming", the weatherman did say,
Maybe tomorrow, but not today,

"Frost may be coming" the weatherman did say,
Maybe tomorrow, but not today,
So have your jacket or sweater handy,

"Frost may be coming" the weatherman did say,
Maybe tomorrow, but not today,
So have your jacket or sweater handy,
Enjoy the last bit of summer on the beach so sandy,

"Frost may be coming" the weatherman did say,
Maybe tomorrow, but not today,
So have your jacket or sweater handy,
Enjoy the last bit of summer on the beach so sandy,
Because pretty soon it will be too cold to play!

The Keeper looked forward to the Autumn air,

The Keeper looked forward to the Autumn air,
Seeing all the fall colors from the tower, with nothing can compare,

The Keeper looked forward to the Autumn air,
Seeing all the fall colors from the tower, with nothing can compare,
The colors are vibrant for such a short time,

The Keeper looked forward to the Autumn air,
Seeing all the fall colors from the tower, with nothing can compare,
The colors are vibrant for such a short time,
You need to catch them at there prime,

The Keeper looked forward to the Autumn air,
Seeing all the fall colors from the tower, with nothing can compare,
The colors are vibrant for such a short time,
You need to catch them at there prime,
When you spot them all you can do is stare!

The Patriots got crushed by the Miami "fish",

The Patriots got crushed by the Miami "fish",
The Vikings stopped Carolina and got there wish,

The Patriots got crushed by the Miami "fish",
The Vikings stopped Carolina and got there wish,
Tom Brady is out and Cassel is in,

The Patriots got crushed by the Miami "fish",
The Vikings stopped Carolina and got there wish,
Tom Brady is out and Cassel is in,
The Giants survived in an overtime win,

The Patriots got crushed by the Miami "fish",
The Vikings stopped Carolina and got there wish,
Tom Brady is out and Cassel is in,
The Giants survived in an overtime win,
Now that's a recipe for your favorite NFL dish!

Election times coming for Obama & McCain,

Election times coming for Obama & McCain,
All the political phone calls can drive you insane,

Election times coming for Obama & McCain,
All the political phone calls can drive you insane,
I'll be glad when the election is over,

Election times coming for Obama & McCain,
All the political phone calls can drive you insane,
I'll be glad when the election is over,
The winner is going to need a four leaf clover,

Election times coming for Obama & McCain,
All the political phone calls can drive you insane,
I'll be glad when the election is over,
The winner is going to need a four leaf clover,
Then in another four years we can do it again.

Life changes quickly and is fleeting,

Life changes quickly and is fleeting,
Keep on moving or you'll take a beating,

Life changes quickly and is fleeting,
Keep on moving or you'll take a beating,
If you have your health you have it all,

Life changes quickly and is fleeting,
Keep on moving or you'll take a beating,
If you have your health you have it all,
What's in your diet is your call,

Life changes quickly and is fleeting,
Keep on moving or you'll take a beating,
If you have your health you have it all,
What's in your diet is your call,
All too soon, our Maker we'll be meeting.

Bright orange pumpkings and dried corn stalks,

Bright orange pumpkings and dried corn stalks,
Crisp cool temps for a brisk autumn walk,

Bright orange pumpkings and dried corn stalks,
Crisp cool temps for brisk autumn walks,
Overnight frost and morning dew,

Bright orange pumpkings and dried corn stalks,
Crisp cool temps for brisk autumn walks,
Overnight frost and morning dew,
Falling leaves that I'll eventually get to,

Bright orange pumpkings and dried corn stalks,
Crisp cool temps for brisk autumn walks,
Overnight frost and morning dew,
Falling leaves that I'll eventually get to,
Get out there and enjoy, no time to talk!

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,
After one more ride out in the bay,

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,
After one more ride out in the bay,
The warmth of summer will soon disappear,

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,
After one more ride out in the bay,
The warmth of summer will soon disappear,
And today the weather is clear,

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,
After one more ride out in the bay,
The warmth of summer will soon disappear,
And today the weather is clear,
But us boaters can't wait for next May!

It's time to haul the boat and put it away,
After one more ride out in the bay,
The warmth of summer will soon disappear,
And today the weather is clear,
But us boaters can't wait for next May!

The Keepers wife won the grand prize,

The Keepers wife won the grand prize,
Which was a very nice suprise,

The Keepers wife won the grand prize,
Which was a very nice suprise,
Now she has a Gold,

The Keepers wife won the grand prize,
Which was a very nice surprise,
Now she has a Gold,
About which she can boast 'til she grows old,

The Keepers wife won the grand prize,
Which was a very nice surprise,
Now she has a Gold,
About which she can boast 'til she grows old,
Definately one of her collecting highs!