You're da man, Mapper -- #500. I deleted your original record and you re-registered -- but for history and all time, you'll be the 'Donut Man' ["Time to make the donuts"]
You did know that those 'donuts' we're referring to are VIRTUAL DONUTS, didn't you?
Guess we'll have to fix you up with a 'signature' in the shape of a donut - anybody have the art?
Other than that honor, there's no reward for hitting the 500 mark.
For info on the Wacko/Newbie/Cruise Director thing, check this thread:
http://216.46.163.97/forums/Forum8/HTML/000071.html