Since most of the WITS are used up, I'll have to use a slight variation:

DEW IT
(Dangerously Extreme Wacko In Training)

For those who start their Wackodom by visiting 20 dealers and purchasing 25+ lights in their first week as a collector.

AKA: YoungPaulWacko

-RodW
[This message has been edited by Rod Watson (edited 03-15-99).]