Well, let's see.

We're all collectors of the finest lighthouse sculptures in the world---and we KNOW it. The company that makes them is comprised of the finest calibre of human beings in the world. The product they put out is...ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION...ten times, no, a HUNDRED TIMES better than the best sculptures by any other so-called lighthouse maker. We rock. We rule. We're jiggy wi'd it.

And now we want to invite the opinions of people who regularly buy and collect the other companies' junk? I say, only let 'em in if they sign a pledge stating that they've seen the light and will only accept Harbour Lights-quality sculptures into their homes (Yes, yes...if they want to stick with TLLOM, that's okay. Gotta be fair.).

The airlines would never consider blending first class with coach. We shouldn't, either.

More champagne?