Blonde Joke
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01/29/03 08:34 PM
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It died." After he works on it for a few minutes,it's idling smoothly. She says, "Whats the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She says, "How often do I have to do that" :p
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Re: Blonde Joke
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01/29/03 10:01 PM
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Randy Kremer
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Re: Blonde Joke
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01/30/03 03:47 PM
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Here's another ...
A blonde is out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo," she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up and down the river and shouts, "You are on the other side!"
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Re: Blonde Joke
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01/31/03 12:19 AM
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Randy, Now that was a true blond joke, I will post another tomorrow.
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Re: Blonde Joke
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02/04/03 04:00 PM
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Randy Kremer
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A blonde is playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a moment and then asked, "Is it on?"
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Re: Blonde Joke
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02/04/03 05:14 PM
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bright eyes
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:p This is when I thank my parents for DARK hair!
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Re: Blonde Joke
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02/05/03 03:27 PM
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Randy Kremer
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A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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