Gee, maybe we could take up a collection to have a portable crapper delivered to Jones' office to give him a hint of what the majority of people think of him and his sleeze. . . . . The really big question would be whether we should rent one that has been "pre-filled". . . . .

One thing that never seems to surface is what the average person in Currituck County thinks of this mess. Do they approve of the methods employed by their commissioners and congressman? Would they consider a recall? Or, maybe we could offer them an all expense paid hunting trip with Bob Knight.